Good fucking lord. What did she have to do to impress you, give the dude a kidney?

You can give up to $14,00 to a person per year and it will be exempted from gift tax.

Uh, I think sacking up means being there for your wife and newborn child.

Why do you care how he handles becoming a father?

You're totally correct. New babies only exist for about 4 hours a day when they're first born.

My Mom is friends/neighbors with a woman who's a career personal assistant to celebrities and ultra-weathly NYers. Her current boss is arguably one of the biggest names in the entertainment industry, and the stories I've heard are ridiculous. Getting called at home in the middle of the night to go to the drug store,…

Your forgot to mention he naps on the job.

Jan Koller (the giant Czech dude who scored against the U.S. in 2006) was most definitely taller than Peter Crouch. FLAWED LIST, I SAY!

Pictures or it didn't... OH, MY GOD, THAT'S HORRIBLE. WHY DID I ASK FOR THAT???

Wait, 30 stitches? Are you sure it wasn't 30000000000 stitches???

This hurts my chest just looking at it...but I can't look away.

Sadly, nothing in the store met the needs of the occasion he was shopping for, so, he figured, "Screw it. Might as well grab some cheddar. I am a goddamn werewolf, after all."

People who love him for writing bible verses on his face assume that's the only reason to dislike him. They refuse to believe that anyone could dislike him for his actual inability to play. It's part of the War On Christmas mentality — if you don't want Tebow on your team, you're oppressing him because he's…

Viewers would absolutely go nuts, particularly after ESPN fanned the flames with 24-7 debate about it.

Well, well, well...I think we've learned that The Guy DOES Care after all.

hahahahahahaha fuck you dude

It's been done, but better: http://gawker.com/5955762/the-sh…

It's Florida, that's just the producer.

That reporter is a total pro. And he's not playing.

This is so weird. And yeah - that Kevin Spacey/Underwood voice is SPOT ON.