That's what my gynecologist said to me.

Not cool. Not cool at all.

"I'm just telling it how it is. Let's all look around and use some good ol' common sense. We need that Main Street common sense to fix Murrica!"

Settle down, people! All the man is saying is that most professional basketball players are black and that most black people commit "streetcrime."

How does he not see that this is terrible idea?

I'll take "freedom of speech" and the points. He's not going to completely back away from it. After all, he just pushed himself into the national Republican consciousness.

Hold your heads high, District 5B-MN. You elected him. Own it.

Waiting for his "I'm not racist! I have black friends and THEY wouldn't be offended by my jokes" tweet and his "Maybe you people should be more concerned about crime and children out of wedlock instead of tweets" tweet.

"How does he not see that this is terrible idea?"

This is a great example of the asshole behind a keyboard who made him want to walk away from football

I care.

Is it? I mean, we hear about the brief length of the average NFL career often, but many of those players with short stints weren't big names to begin with. Those guys bounced around on practice squads or the bottom of depth charts before retiring in their mid-20s. I think it's a tad interesting to see the reasoning…

"One pregnant woman from Jiangsu, a province in eastern China, almost had a miscarriage, according to news reports, after she stayed up too many nights binge-watching and eating fried chicken and beer."

One pregnant woman from Jiangsu, a province in eastern China, almost had a miscarriage, according to news reports, after she stayed up too many nights binge-watching and eating fried chicken and beer.

What if we do one for The Wire?

Locked in the bathroom at the Paralympics. Where is Oscar Pistorius when you need him?

Making this an us vs them issue does absolutely nothing to help matters.

SHUT UP AND LET ME OPPRESS YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

These were absolutely fucking awesome. They were far, far, far better than they had any right to be. They were legit chicken wings.