There's still hope. Ask this guy:

A fifth Browns player remarked; "...and I STILL haven't rotten my fuel rebates yet"!

Perhaps as troubling as the firing of Chudzinski is the fact that one Browns player copped to Mike Silver that he dumps girlfriends if they fail to please him one time.

The ball is out of his grasp at that point.

I seriously think that if he didnt date Jessica Simpson, his narrative would be different. Not joking.

I literally spent several minutes wondering if Senile Jerruh was a DT prospect from Nigeria that I hadn't heard of.

Not a Cowboys fan but I don't how Matt Stafford can make such erratic throws and never get blamed for the Lions woes. Meanwhile Romo has Senile Jerruh, a puppet as head coach, his best weapon makes Brandon Marshall look emotionally stable, and a defense that would give up 40 points to some of the top high school…

There are only two diehard movies, the original, and vengeance. All of the other ones are myths that can be debunked on snopes.

"None of the Die Hard movies after the first one had much reason to exist, but they were still all pretty good, save for maybe the one with Samuel L. Jackson."

Did you know cows like playing checkers? Apparently, they do.

Sigh. When I run into a Muslim friend here in the U.S. on Eid, I will say Happy Eid. When I had a Jewish roommate I wished her a Happy Hanukkah. If I know someone is a practitioner of a certain religion, I wish them a happy major holiday. If I'm in a country that is the majority of that religion, I tend to wish…

Eh, I dunno. I don't celebrate Eid, but I told all the Afghans I worked with "Eid Mubarak!" when I was in Afghanistan. It's just kind of a polite thing to do, when you're in a country where the majority celebrates a holiday, even if you don't partake.

As an atheist, I don't really see why anyone would be bothered nor have I seen anyone bothered. It's more of a thing for Conservatives to bitch about because they like to bitch about pointless things.

It's actually REALLY bad. Like, I have to always be muted when I play on Xbox live because the second I say something and they hear my masculine voice I just get swarmed with a bunch of "Dick or GTFO" messages.

Although I do take a little pleasure in being able to shout "Ha! You just got beat by a BOY!" when they…

I suggest you click on the first couple, and see if you can spot a trend.

You ranted for an entire paragraph about not wanting to move to NYC — something that no one probably expects or wants you to do — and I am the special snowflake? Sure, dude.

Oh, noooooo. What will we do without you?!

Modders are the best. It's amazing sometimes what they accomplish, like keeping a 9 year old game fresh