So that’s what the cooks were always shouting that summer I washed dishes at a Greek restaurant! (Only at me like 30% of the time!)

Seriously. I would’ve walked directly into the ocean and never returned.

Quick Q from a casual who is familiar with the names, but not what you’re referencing - What is the “Wedding Day Incident”? I couldn’t find any good information on Google.

I am a incredibly casual wrestling observer who largely checks in with developments via YouTube clips and what-not, but holy shit, Paul Heyman is the best on the mic I’ve ever heard. That speech really was absolutely perfect in mixing genuine compassion and humanity with keeping the storyline going. 

This is the best pop-off I’ve ever heard.

Oh, that is absolutely fucked. I never played RE2, but that would have absolutely broken me.

She went back to ambiguously gay vampires again and has not dialed back on the weird in that series a jot.

On the one hand, once you’ve paid your debt to society, I believe you deserve a second chance.

Uh.

Of all things, why would you make a live-action Mega Man movie?!?!?!?

Between this and Beetlejuice, Michael Keaton may be the king of the “Dissmissive Jerking Off Motion”.

With the addendum, “Goes great with Hot Pockets!”

Absolutely. Funky Finger Productions never fails to make me laugh, every single time.

It’s definitely rose-tinted glasses, but this and THPS3 are so indelibly tied to joyful memories of hours and hours of my Freshman year of college. Making new friends, blowing 3/4ths of the money my parents gave me for books so I could be one of the few kids in my hall with a PS2.

This is PROFOUNDLY silly and dumb, which is why I enjoy it so much.

Learned that one the hard way. Dude was 55 if he was a day, and his top speed never exceeded “light jog.” I don’t think he missed a single jumper that night. He also threw one of the best no-look passes I’ve ever seen.

Oh! Okay, that sounds curious. I was confused at first, because isn’t “Olive Garden LARPing” just “working at Olive Garden”? Because I’ve got a friend who LARPed there 3-5 days a week for a year in college.

Please note that, just like The Bee Movie, the game is set in New York City.

I mean, when you see a good business opportunity, take it. Honestly, I’m surprised it took them this long.

This is profoundly silly and dumb, which is exactly why it’s wonderful.