She went back to ambiguously gay vampires again and has not dialed back on the weird in that series a jot.

On the one hand, once you’ve paid your debt to society, I believe you deserve a second chance.

Uh.

Of all things, why would you make a live-action Mega Man movie?!?!?!?

Between this and Beetlejuice, Michael Keaton may be the king of the “Dissmissive Jerking Off Motion”.

With the addendum, “Goes great with Hot Pockets!”

Absolutely. Funky Finger Productions never fails to make me laugh, every single time.

It’s definitely rose-tinted glasses, but this and THPS3 are so indelibly tied to joyful memories of hours and hours of my Freshman year of college. Making new friends, blowing 3/4ths of the money my parents gave me for books so I could be one of the few kids in my hall with a PS2.

This is PROFOUNDLY silly and dumb, which is why I enjoy it so much.

Learned that one the hard way. Dude was 55 if he was a day, and his top speed never exceeded “light jog.” I don’t think he missed a single jumper that night. He also threw one of the best no-look passes I’ve ever seen.

Oh! Okay, that sounds curious. I was confused at first, because isn’t “Olive Garden LARPing” just “working at Olive Garden”? Because I’ve got a friend who LARPed there 3-5 days a week for a year in college.

Please note that, just like The Bee Movie, the game is set in New York City.

I mean, when you see a good business opportunity, take it. Honestly, I’m surprised it took them this long.

This is profoundly silly and dumb, which is exactly why it’s wonderful.

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His audience of 13,451 followers is fairly modest by Twitch standards, so he also pays the bills by cleaning up at a local restaurant. Even with the job, he says he gets in about 12 hours of Overwatch a day.

I feel like there are several great Economics papers to be written about F2P games, microtransactions and the Scrooge McDuck-sized vaults of money EA, Rockstar and Epic Games executives must spend their days swimming in.

That lawnmower crash gif alone sold me. Best laugh I’ve had all day.

I am starring every picture of every Very Good Dog in this thread, because that’s the decent thing to do.

Even in the annals of baseball dipshittery, this is an impressive performance.