Yeah, I realize this makes me a stodgy old fogey, but, to me, bullet sponges are antithetical to what I think of when I think about “Tom Clancy’s” games.

Just sad as shit.

Oh, I’m not. I am leaps and bounds a better GM now than I was then and having a great time doing it. :D

Man, I wish all this great advice was around when I was a decent but too control-obsessed DM in college.

“I am extremely sorry for the way you feel, ” he wrote in a tweet from an account that’s since been deleted. “[K]now that the words I used were meaningless and have no substance.”

One of those delightful sports moments where, if it happened to you in a video game, you’d hit reset and claim the game was cheating.

The NBA is abso-fucking-lutely amazing.

I play incredibly infrequently, but what I’ll do now is start the login process, go finish some small chores, and usually by the time I’m done, it’s loaded in. I literally had the time to vacuum the living room at one point.

Literally top 5 all-time. Worth starring, unstarring, and then starring again.

As someone who is increasingly queasy about football given what we’ve learned about concussions, I know that boxing, as a sport, is genuinely a terrible idea. It requires regularly absorbing traumatic brain injuries and I’m pretty sure doctors have literally said “no-one should do this for a living.”

Un-be-fucking-lievable. Just make him Mayor of Toronto in perpetuity.

• Single? Blame Tan Evil

Bah. Wrong Giles.

I have no idea why (presumably) grown adults feel the need to spend effort shitting on something they claim not to care about.

The reason why I’ll always have a place in my heart for baseball is that no other sport does quite as will with those kind of completely inane, pointless, wonderful stat dives.

Most of these new owners seem to be doing either that, or simply trying to use the team to increase their own fortunes via marketing and so on, with decidedly mixed results.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooof.

Endlessly laughing at the dog. 10/10 “WHOOSEAGOODBOY”s.

This entire conversation is absolutely amazing and would like all future NHL analysis to be done via medieval comparisons.