I am now abjectly terrified of what's going to happen to Danger Mouse.

ABC has a spectacular habit of greenlighting shows that are all but doomed by having TERRIBLE titles.

Yeah, actually it might not belong on this list, because Terriers NEVER dragged its feet. It hit the ground sprinting.

HE and "Don't Trust the B" just deserved SO MUCH better.

Easy answer for me.

Honestly, you take out the sentence about the nuke, and I'm pretty sure someone said this on FOX & Friends this morning.

"Adam Sandler stars...."

I actually find this useful, since now I can cross check the comments of so many internet Not Racists/You're The Real Racist guys directly against the actual Ku Klux Klan.

With just the TINIEST of changes... what if they'd said... "The Latinos.... have mutated! And they are heating up the planet!"

Honestly, I wish more movies would work under the premise of "Hire as many amazingly talented women as we can find."

Single Mom. Four kids. That's all the laziest racists needs to hear.

Ah. Okay.

The latter, which is absurd because, as Mark pointed out, she wasn't there to teach the kids "Rimming 101", she was there to teach them to read.

Dinesh was on a twitter ROLL on MLK day, basically comparing Barack to J. Edgar Hoover and himself to MLK.

Check the very first link in the article. The part about the two dicks is, indeed, true.

I've watched this about 15 times and it still doesn't make physical sense.

That is totally, completely disgusting, and a solid business plan for paying off student loans.

Things I learned about Reindeer/Caribou from my short experience helping wrangle them for a Xmas Celebration.

You can't even use the word "walk" in normal conversation around my friend's Border Collie. He will go apeshit.

Every last one of these is wonderful. Although Superman as "Superfly" is kinda weird.