Obligatory.

Something like this came to me while trawling Netflix last night when I came across an episode of "NYC 2-2", a cancelled cop procedural. Basically, I found myself almost completely incapable of buying Leelee Sobieski as a cop.

"Being able to eat without being asked for some

Making them feel bad is like reverse Jim Crow.

This would've been the best episode of "The Wonder Years" ever.

Early money's on Doge winning in a walk.

CHRIS PRATT/THE ROCK BUDDY COMEDY.

Mozzarella cheese, specifically. so go out and get as many Polly-O String Cheese packages as you can afford, and it oughtta be there in a month or two.

The ultimate lesson here?

"....but he's not involved with Dreamworks' in-development live-action remake."

Mostly documentaries, like Cocaine Cowboys, actually.

AAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH

In truth, I really shouldn't say anything. I have a cousin named Charmin.

Well, I'm desperately hoping that this is just a bunch of recent Japanese immigrants or Japanese-American families doing this.

I am taking bets on the countdown to someone naming their child "Croissanwich"/"Cronut"/"McRib".

On the upside, now people are clearly just pulling consonants and vowels out of a sack to create baby names now, so there's a good chance that one day I'll be reading a police report about a young man named "Quyzbuk."

Kyndle and Subaru.

Doped up on sedatives, flying 500-1000 meters above the ground, upside-down.