Best lesson my father ever taught me:
Black people get an entire MONTH all to themselves.
What I find unsettling about this is that this is the internet, so there's easily a 60% chance we're looking at the contents of someone's spank bank.
She really was an amazing performer.
I served him once when I used to work at Starbucks. The man has no inside voice. He is all news broadcaster all the time. It was awesome.
I'm still partial to the Ring-Tailed Lemur, but that's like 85% because of King Julien.
The only thing I hate about Great Danes and the other big dogs are their lifespans. It's just so unfair.
I'm stuck in the office today (a Saturday, I know!) and one of the TVs has had the Olympics on all day. I've been busy idly looking ay anything else, so I wasn't really paying any attention to what was going on.
Sex, viewed through a MRI ain't much better. Basically, we're all disgusting.
He didn't just pet a baby leopard, he was petting a leopard that attacked two journalists. Because it takes after Dad, I guess.
I think what I enjoy most about this video is that Putin and the animal handlers CLEARLY do not even even give the slightest of fucks about the animal trying to attack the cameramen...
Absolutely. If you'd told me one team was going to score 43 points and win, 100 times out of 100 I would've assumed it was Denver.
Everything about this is perfect.
I swear to god, the best part about really bad movies is watching critics really let loose and tear them apart.
Oh WOW. That may be the cruelest burn I've seen a critic make in years.
I was going to say. Because if any animals would be annoying hipster assholes, it'd be the Raccoons. Wonderful.
Heh, well, we'll have to agree to disagree RE: ID and Kendrick. :D
See, at this point I thought most people were like myself and had heard "Radioactive" so many goddamn times they were ready to visit violence upon Imagine Dragons, but mixing it with Kendrick made it tolerable.