Nah, the George Zimmerman one tops it for my money.

You can actually hear the crowd recoiling in horror. Wonderful.

+1 broken vase when I was 12.

Reminds me of... well not the fact, but certainly the revelation I had in life that whistle blowers and those who resist are few and far between, and while we like to present them as some kind of absolute evil, the line between an average person today and the average German citizen who might not have been in the SS or…

It's not that ladies who play video games don't want to have pretty-looking characters with nice, female-specific armor, it's just that we don't want the armor to be completely impractical.

Sounds more like an episode of Ax Cop actually.

From The Canterbury Tales to the Pacific rim, we humans are united in our unceasing love for a good fart joke. I hope it's the first thing aliens notice about us.

I'm sure there's someone here who can better explain the science of this, since that's the question I find myself pondering as well.

You know what it's like?

FYI, I no longer dig any holes.

Take a bow, both of you.

Yeah. I know I raise an eyebrow at them tossing around the word "brave" (and knowing PETA, they're using it in the 'Nelson Mandela' or 'Yossef Gutfreund/Moshe Weinberg' sense) but they are right here.

I feel like there's an even earlier progenitor for the Chappelle's Show conundrum. Call it the Scarface paradox perhaps?

I always wanted to see a TV show with less effort and talent put into it than the most ridiculous porn parody, and lo, as the New Year begins...

So this would go under "totally accurate", right?

@Telly2Putts: For my @deadspin people!

I wish I could Rec this a billion times.

"Happy Endings", "Ben and Kate", the impending doom of "Raising Hope" (although that has gotten 4 seasons and is close to hitting the magic 100 number), it's beginning to feel like me liking a show is proof it's going to wither on the vine and die.

I watched it for the first time tonight. It is nearly tolerable, and then submarines right into Completely Awful & Hilariously Inexplicable. Why anyone would waste a moment on this interminable film when "National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation" exists is beyond me.

I have said this before, and I'll say it again. The nation desperately needs a Bill of Rights refresher course, especially on No. 1. I don't think anyone actually understands what "Freedom of Speech" actually means.