I heard at Best Buy you're FORCED to wear a certain kind of shirt and pants.

Moreover, this event happens in the IMMEDIATE aftermath of the Naval Yard shootings. Do they have anything to do with each other directly? No, but the police in DC were on the edge already. It's just a tragedy.

Bill Nye continues to be The. Best.

I don't know why you'd ever even CREATE a vegan strip club. You NEVER want to go to a strip club that has food. That's a horrifying combination. And instant salmonella.

Yeah, but that statement always holds for any point in time, in the past or in the future. The awesomest thing always seems to be coming around the bend, just out of view. It was that way in the year 1725, it'll be that way in 2517.

I actually ran a one-shot once, where everybody created 3-5 characters, and we tried to figure out the most comically hilarious ways people could die attempting to kill a Tarrasque. Turns out, "everyone hit it at once with a rock" is not the answer. Nor was "fly a fully-loaded F-18 into it" (we started bringing in…

It really is spot-on, isn't it?

I gotta give the kid credit, that is some A+ trolling right there.

Agreed. There's nothing, nothing Hollywood isn't willing to retry or reboot if they think there's $$$ in it (or if someone plied the Studio Exec with enough high-grade uncut coke).

I now commit myself to begin using "Yo, on a de la sauce piquante" in day-to-day conversation.

That kitten simply cannot figure out how this "Milk" thing works.

This is just one more reason why the cancellation of Happy Endings is such a goddamn tragedy. Brad & Jane forever.

Oh god, the "Batfleck" nerdrage was absolutely hilarious, and I say this as a committed geek and Batman fan. Just... Christ people, you ALL sound like Comic Book Guy.

Is there any way this is not completely hilarious? I can't think of a way this isn't completely, knee-slappingly hilarious.

"Emails were forwarded proclaiming that this was the beginning of a race war and the end of the country as we know it."

How excited am I about the new album?

I can imagine attempting those moves, and my ankles immediately exploding.

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The only way I can see group H being close is if Ajax can manage a few draws and an upset and get 7-8 points, same for Celtic. It's not impossible, but I don't think either team has the ability. If they were in Group G, I'd say both of them have a serious shot at the knockout stages.

According to Wikipedia, no Dutch team has even made the knockout stages since PSV in the 06-07 season, and Ajax hasn't done it since 05-06. I don't see Barca or Milan having much trouble.