Moreover, this event happens in the IMMEDIATE aftermath of the Naval Yard shootings. Do they have anything to do with each other directly? No, but the police in DC were on the edge already. It's just a tragedy.

I don't know why you'd ever even CREATE a vegan strip club. You NEVER want to go to a strip club that has food. That's a horrifying combination. And instant salmonella.

I now commit myself to begin using "Yo, on a de la sauce piquante" in day-to-day conversation.

That kitten simply cannot figure out how this "Milk" thing works.

This is just one more reason why the cancellation of Happy Endings is such a goddamn tragedy. Brad & Jane forever.

Oh god, the "Batfleck" nerdrage was absolutely hilarious, and I say this as a committed geek and Batman fan. Just... Christ people, you ALL sound like Comic Book Guy.

Is there any way this is not completely hilarious? I can't think of a way this isn't completely, knee-slappingly hilarious.

"Emails were forwarded proclaiming that this was the beginning of a race war and the end of the country as we know it."

The only way I can see group H being close is if Ajax can manage a few draws and an upset and get 7-8 points, same for Celtic. It's not impossible, but I don't think either team has the ability. If they were in Group G, I'd say both of them have a serious shot at the knockout stages.

According to Wikipedia, no Dutch team has even made the knockout stages since PSV in the 06-07 season, and Ajax hasn't done it since 05-06. I don't see Barca or Milan having much trouble.

Ah, the generational divide.

I was thinking about this a while ago, and it's literally astonishing. Even unremarkable, mediocre shows like "Malcolm and Eddie" were given a chance. Now it seems almost far-fetched that a network that isn't BET would make a show featuring one or more minority leads (other than "Scandal", which is almost an outlier…

Hasn't Vince Gilligan literally said as much?

However, we might get to see some kind of crossover between Twitter hashtags and LinkedIn, and that will be wonderful.

They oughtta sign a deal with Tumblr, really just go whole hog. I wanna see .gif collections of which corporations the young'uns are shipping these days.

DON'T YOU DARE MARGINALIZE MY CONDITION. I've been living with Corkscrew dick for YEARS now, and it is a ACCEPTED MEDICAL CONDITION detailed in OTHER VERY IMPORTANT MEDICAL JOURNALS.

Losing this, Happy Endings and Ben & Kate all in one season was just....

Hannibal Burress delivers that "It's not! It's for her!" just PERFECTLY.

Like clockwork.

Well, the video certainly isn't subtly ridiculous.