Oh sure, you might not be able to do your job well due to inebriation, but the released audio of your calls would be internet gold!

Dangit, stupid picture now showing up. The shirt is here.

Obligatory.

And now i've seen Goofy's penis. Pack it up folks, let's close up shop. If everybody takes two chairs, this will go a LOT faster.

I honestly didn't like "Human After All" all that much, but then Alive 2007 came out, and I realized that "Human" basically was put together to facilitate that amazing album, and I was much more positive about it.

Drew, you do know Mike & Mike on ESPN have already run that VCU gag into the ground, right?

Touch each other in a celebratory way.

Wait.

It's PERFECT! Someone call casting! He's the new, Canadian Justin Timberlake!

"Wouldn't this comic have been slightly more effective with a superhero who couldn't fly?"

Oh my god. It's so much worse than I imagined.

I'm not sure of "MOPWF Camel" would be an insult or a compliment. Although it fits nicely with the phrase "camel toe."

This is also 1,000,000% true.

From my understanding, they are a middling, average band. However, they are a middling, average band who has been feted as the new U2, which people reacted negatively to.

Given the nature of the sports game landscape, I wish that'd happen, but no major company would have the balls to do it. You'd only see a model like that from a group of independent devs or something.

Five years ago, I would've been vehemently against this.

I have watched so much Peep Show, the concept of David Mitchell getting married is all but impossible to me.

Seconded. I find her to be the musical equivalent of a Lisa Frank notebook, but hey, if other people enjoy her, more power to them. It's not hard to avoid music you're not interested in these days.

Do dudes post shit like this specifically so they can put themselves up on a cross and be all "LOOK AT MEEEEEEEEE! I'm the TRUE victim here! I'm being INTERNET LYNCHED by FEMINAZIS!"

Whatever this is we're making, it's going to give us a HORRIBLE hangover.