They really are. We're only just beginning to understand them, and they are so much more intelligent than we ever thought.

Obligatory.

No, no, this is very fair, they are kinda creepy. Every time I see one of those ads on the internet now I feel like I need to clear my browser history, but that's because between Toddlers and Tiaras, and the internet being the internet... I know there are people out there...

This is absolutely true, but the catapult sequence in "To Beep or Not To Beep" is so falling-out-of-your-chair hilarious, I don't even care.

Aren't we all? She made Stockholm Syndrome and homicidal psychopathy seem so cute.

/adds to collection of Internet Laws, right after "Moff's Law"

In an inversion of my analogy, I can say I have been fucked by spark plugs before.

I always thought of it this way:

According to the census, my name was already plenty popular before Twilight came out. But thanks to it, I had someone recently ask me if my parents named me after one of the more popular characters.

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"This is not an issue of "men think this is funny while women thinks its stupid hurr durr." Quite the opposite, since obviously some women are thinking this is funny as well, because they are making these "jokes" too."

From the headline, I originally thought this was basically banning dancing on bars/tables in general, which I can completely understand since I assume, if your drunk ass falls off the bar and you get hurt, the establishment can be held liable.

I thought this post was another update about the noone-asked-for-this-why-are-you-doing-it-please-stop Cowboy Bebop live-action film for a minute. Thank god it's not.

Yes, this was my favorite part as well.

#nottooshort

Oooh, ooh! "Saying I shouldn't say 'X raped my childhood' is shrill humorless censorship!"

Is adding minorities to television, or the very suggestion of doing so this much of a problem for people? A criticism isn't holding a gun to your head and screaming "DO IT OR I'LL BLOW YOUR BRAINS OUT I SWEAR TO GOD".

"I think the problem is that Lena Dunham allowed this show to be promoted as "the most realistic, honest portrayal of today's generation", instead of a funny show is why there's such a backlash. "

Mind you, we can't complain about "Girls" because we should just "do for self", even though when we do, Hollywood tries to whitewash the show. So don't criticize or complain, just allow the status quo to stay exactly the way it is.

Ho-leeeeee shit.