And this isn't mentioning the UNBELIEVABLY scuzzy things she said about Skai Jackson, a 14-YEAR-OLD.

I finally bought Volume 1 of Rat Queens. I'm only like one issue in, but it's just as good as everyone said.

You've GOT to be kidding.

I actually went to a strip club this one time, and it was totally dead inside and I felt like SUCH a creep. But weirdly, one of the dancers walked over, and we ended up in a 45-minute conversation about NPR.

Well, I mean, she had Buffy and then nine seasons of How I Met Your Mother, which did quite well in the ratings. As far as I can tell, she hasn't done anything of note since it ended in 2014, but yeah, that may be the best resume.

Fracking? Let's say it's because of fracking.

How dare you suggest the writers didn't know more about Shark behavior than "has teeth, likes murder"?!?

"Aside from the occasionally tedious firefights…"

I would watch that.

I had thought, in the interest of conservation, we'd begun moving past the "Great White Shark as implacable murder machine" trope.

At the moment, no, but perhaps soon!

I mean, I hate to compare rappers like this, but Drake has never released anything of the quality of even "Rigamortus".

I find it amazing that Adhir Kalyan went from being on this show, to being on the butt-end of a non-stop barrage of casually racist jokes on Rules of Engagement. No shade on him at all, it's just a very interesting career arc.

Not just that she won't text him back, but that she has the temerity to live a life that does not revolve around him.

Huzzah!

The fucking thinkpieces after Larry Wilmore. Piers Morgan has been waiting for this moment his entire life.

Yeah, I don't know why I'd ever buy the DVD of that movie. It's to be experienced in a IMax theater, and nowhere else.

"Black-ish honestly goes pretty easy on the episode’s subject matter by avoiding any actual “you’re so well-spoken” or “you’re not like most black people” moments."

One of the things about video game movies… when you strip away that all-important interactivity, all you're left with is the plot and characterizations.

It is interesting that if you'd like to shoot a movie about 50's era Latin America right now, Cuba is by far the best place to do it.