you were, but i rescued you!

wow it’s almost like there’s still a place for quality pop culture journalism with an informed and friendly commentariat! who knew!

looks terrible, but nice to see Last Night’s Don McKellar and Sandra Oh reunited. Best apocalypse movie of 1998.

now that’s the AV Club commentariat i know and love!

wait comments are back?

no

take my last remaining star before Spanfeller takes that too. 

“I swear to DRUNK, I’m not GOD!”

also you still allow commenting, which makes A.V. Club more welcoming!

omg it literally was designed to be Capcom’s answer to Souls. Came out within three years of Demon Souls and a year after Dark Souls, relies on the same pseudo-Medieval magical environment/enemies, and main selling point is the intense difficulty. Just because it doesn’t have bonfires doesn’t mean it’s not obviouslly…

so with Kotaku comments dead, are we all just coming to A.V. Club now? How long till they kill AVC too?

how far backwards did you have to bend in order to contort yourself into defending a Z-grade shlock horror film that in any other era would have been churned out by The Asylum alongside Transmorphers and Almighty Thor

dammit, give the fans what they want and bring back Dick Cavett!

high-level situations but is known for being erratic and unpredictable

couldn’t agree more with this list. Space Odyssey is the one i keep an eye out for so i can take my unitiated friends with me to the cinema every time it comes back around.

Afterlife sucked too, though, don’t get me wrong.

between this, X-Men ‘97, and that new Alien movie my nostalgia senses are in overdrive.

to be clear, Paul Feig’s Ghostbusters was terrible. It had nothing to do with the casting (all very funny actresses) and everything to do with the slipshod CGI, even more slipshod humor, and general lack of fun.

at this point i will 100% take a greatest hits Alien(s) remix. i realize the irony in having made the opposite complaint about Star Wars, but at this point we could really just use a solid horror thriller with xenomorphs.

Tom Hiddleston, Regé-Jean Page, Dev Patel, and Henry Golding are all much more interesting choices.