and then their counterpoint will be like, fuck you Mona Lisa, eat chili!

i mean, i know Jeremy Strong is full of hot air, but surely there are better targets...

I would love to see a feature on the best Trek figures, including the fabulous “Assimilated” line which gave us such gems as Borg Klingon and Borg Hirogen

myriad holier-than-thou storylines... places itself on a pedestal without an honest grasp of the weighty material

It’s bad optics perhaps, but on the other hand Origin is just awful. Takes a good academic idea then waters it down to this incredibly maudlin, emotionally manipulative sl0w-mo, tears falling exercise in banality. I was so disappointed when I saw it. 

Dune 2 was the first time since Dunkirk that I’ve really felt exhilaration in a movie theatre. Acting aside, it’s my early vote for Directing, Editing, Cinematography, Adapted Screenplay, VFX, Sound, Production Design, Costuming.

lol thank you.

who wants this? nobody wants this, right?

this has been a meh season so far. the highlights have wound up being all the scenes of characters just insulting each other, which frankly could have been plucked from any other season.

Williamson’s last faux-Scream, Sick, was, uh, interesting to say the least.

2022's Scream (colloquially known as 5cream) and 2023's Scream 6 (colloquially known as SCREVIM)

Into the Spider-Verse is a masterpiece. Across the Spider-Verse (secretly Part 1 but we didn’t tell you) is 2/3 good and then a random final act that just abruptly ends with zero resolution. Like if Empire Strikes Back ended with Luke pulling out his lightsaber in the carbon chamber against Vader.

who said Stone did anything wrong. i just think there’s a certain (horribly dark) humour about the exact thing she satirized in The Curse actually coming true in real life. she should have taken the stage eating a turkey sandwich.

Ugh, prequelitis.

there can only be one truly great fur trapper musical, and that’s Trey Parker/Matt Stone’s Cannibal! the Musical

there’s a bitter irony after The Curse that Emma Stone wound up robbing an Indigenous woman of her big award opportunity.

i, for one, am anxiously awaiting the Mario Paint movie. make it happen illumination!

yes they did in fact

just do King Rat or Tai-Pan next.

As someone who regularly revisits it, I truly, deeply believe that Super Mario 64 remains the best 3D platformer ever created.