lol thank you.

who wants this? nobody wants this, right?

this has been a meh season so far. the highlights have wound up being all the scenes of characters just insulting each other, which frankly could have been plucked from any other season.

Williamson’s last faux-Scream, Sick, was, uh, interesting to say the least.

2022's Scream (colloquially known as 5cream) and 2023's Scream 6 (colloquially known as SCREVIM)

Into the Spider-Verse is a masterpiece. Across the Spider-Verse (secretly Part 1 but we didn’t tell you) is 2/3 good and then a random final act that just abruptly ends with zero resolution. Like if Empire Strikes Back ended with Luke pulling out his lightsaber in the carbon chamber against Vader.

who said Stone did anything wrong. i just think there’s a certain (horribly dark) humour about the exact thing she satirized in The Curse actually coming true in real life. she should have taken the stage eating a turkey sandwich.

there can only be one truly great fur trapper musical, and that’s Trey Parker/Matt Stone’s Cannibal! the Musical

there’s a bitter irony after The Curse that Emma Stone wound up robbing an Indigenous woman of her big award opportunity.

yes they did in fact

just do King Rat or Tai-Pan next.

As someone who regularly revisits it, I truly, deeply believe that Super Mario 64 remains the best 3D platformer ever created.

“I could fire this in Manhattan in broad daylight and nothing would happen to me.”

frankly i’m surprised this isn’t happening in Dubai

Counterpoint: Avatar has a ton of fan art and yet I could not for the life of me name a single character or anything from that franchise other than UNOBTANIUM.

SNL season1 — and of course the first episode — was deeply unfunny

much of our enduring affection for Henson, is basically just a function for the love so many feel for Henson’s most beloved creations, the Muppets

more games should bring back debug menus, like the Sonic games did back on Genesis.

*convicted rapist Mike Tyson

Good artists borrow... great artists etc. etc.