it’ll wind up distributed by one of those random Eurotrash companies that keeps pumping out Kevin Spacey movies.

non-binary lesiban

Nonsense. The problem with Origin is that it’s terrible. I saw it at release, and boy does it do a disservice to the very important work it’s adapted from. DuVernay gives us half-formed ideas and cloyingly sentimental scenes that try and fail to manipulate viewer emotions.

give us the dark and gritty Jak X reboot we’ve been, uh, clamouring for?

the final season of Succession was funnier than The Bear, and it won for “Drama”. I love both, the categories are preposterous.

“There’s one thing I’d like to stretch a little bit...”

Succession is and always has been a Comedy. I am genuinely confused by the miscategorization. 

I think they should just cancel the Scream series but release the long-overdue Stab 9. Bring the in-universe film series into the real world.

“...”

personally I’d like to see Majors play Harvey Weinstein and Kevin Spacey take on Cosby. Bid for ultimate-cancellation, would love to see Fox News heads try to defend it somehow.

i was interested until i heard that godawful fake accent.

why does this sound so much like the Gran Turismo menu music.

Somehow, Moff Gideon returned...

TIL “KFC” is no longer Kentucky Fried Chicken, and “TLC” is no longer “The Learning Channel”.

Ko Joy sucked but that Taylor Swift joke was so banal I cannot possibly fathom why people are offended. Yes, it’s true, the NFL has become embarrassingly obsessed with Swift ever since she started dating some NFL dude. That’s the joke. How is that offensive?

Pete Davidson’s comedy

First they came for Winnie the Pooh, and I said nothing. Then they came for Mickey Mouse, and I said nothing. Then they came for Pokemon...

wait what does AARP stand for now

no it hasn’t.