Succession is and always has been a Comedy. I am genuinely confused by the miscategorization. 

I think they should just cancel the Scream series but release the long-overdue Stab 9. Bring the in-universe film series into the real world.

“...”

personally I’d like to see Majors play Harvey Weinstein and Kevin Spacey take on Cosby. Bid for ultimate-cancellation, would love to see Fox News heads try to defend it somehow.

it’s the free chatgpt subscription.

... who nobody was asking for.

just give us the Lady Stilt-Man movie already you cowards!

i was interested until i heard that godawful fake accent.

why does this sound so much like the Gran Turismo menu music.

Somehow, Moff Gideon returned...

TIL “KFC” is no longer Kentucky Fried Chicken, and “TLC” is no longer “The Learning Channel”.

Ko Joy sucked but that Taylor Swift joke was so banal I cannot possibly fathom why people are offended. Yes, it’s true, the NFL has become embarrassingly obsessed with Swift ever since she started dating some NFL dude. That’s the joke. How is that offensive?

this is disturbing, like those people who insist on watching the prequel trilogy before the O.G. Star Wars.

Pete Davidson’s comedy

First they came for Winnie the Pooh, and I said nothing. Then they came for Mickey Mouse, and I said nothing. Then they came for Pokemon...

wait what does AARP stand for now

no it hasn’t.

Special shoutout to Graham Greene

TIL this movie (for which I’ve seen like seventeen trailers) is a musical.