came here to post this.

Ōkami may very well be the greatest Zelda-alike ever made, and it’s easily one of my Top 10 ever.  Kamiya is a legend and whatever he does next, I’m excited for it!

“The original MCU” 

that sure is a list of bad movies.

He’s working under the orders of Ocelot.

Jumper

praise jesus this isn’t a slideshow. how did you manage to sneak it past your corporate masters?

I can’t wait until My Neighbour Totoro and Son and Howl’s Moving Castle II: Electric Boogaloo.

It would have been ideal for us to have released the version that we absolutely wanted

Really, that’s your best defense? That because this character is from some moderately popular cartoon that only a certain subset of Star Wars fans watched, it’s my fault that Filoni’s terrible storytelling doesn’t do any work to make newcomers invested in the character.

what a joke. another hour of mediocre CGI punctuated by ok lightsaber battles and navel-gazing callbacks to a cartoon that most people (this user included) didn’t watch. how am i supposed to care about characters i’ve never learned anything about or relationships that have never been mentioned before in the…

wtf is a Darth Maul Deathwatch soldier and why am i afraid of the answer

i, for one, welcome our chatgpt overlords.

she’s someone all the characters keep talking about before their grand entrance, then they come out shrouded in darkness with a bait and switch until the famous face appears from the shadows

EDIT: yes I guess the prequels are not technically sequels, but still ugh.

Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace

why is your slideshow format so messed up that every time i click next it jumps up and i can’t see the images...

maybe he can also apologize for being a talentless hack who only laughs at his own jokes

i cannot get over how bland this series is. Four episodes in, and I’m supposed to care that they’re searching for two characters who (a) i know literally nothing about, and (b) haven’t even been, like, shown on screen in a flashback or something so at least i know what they’re looking for.

TIL there’s a tv show called Ridiculousness, which is... about... something? This article doesn’t exactly make it clear.