Barsanti knows where his bread is buttered.

Colin Trevorrow is responsible for Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom and Jurassic World Dominion. I think we dodged a bullet on that one.

why does the cgi look like ps3 graphics.

TIL Space Odyssey, my all-time favourite film, was rated “G” at release. Definitely would not get that rating today, given all the violence/death/psychedelia.

sort of reminds me of those alt-right “comedians” (and i use the term loosely) who lean into the racism, homophobia, etc. and then are all like “oh we know this is racist hehehe” as if that gives them an excuse for trading in it.

also appeared to exhibit some slowdown during cutscenes

Martinet was great when I see him at a comic convention a few years ago. Very engaging storyteller, indulged various fan requests to voice iconic (and meme) lines. Generally decent dude, the role of brand ambassador suits him.

You know, I’m something of a scientist myself.

if only there wasn’t already some sort of choice-based narrative game set in The Walking Dead universe with widespread acclaim...

I’ve liked you for a thousand years, a thousand years

I have never seen nor do I have much interest in this show, but it’s worth noting that its writer-producers include David “Solid Snake” Hayter, who also penned the first two X-Men movies!

clever post-modern feminist comedy

pot, kettle.

I wish politicians would look out for miners / And not just minors on an island somewhere

proposed moratorium on bullshit puff piece “influencers invited to premiere tweet that they like movie” hype pieces. io9 should know better.

fuck product placement.

just give us Jet Moto 4 already goddammit!

“Let’s make a movie about a gamer who defies the odds and becomes a real-life race car driver!”

I tried watching some of those earlier Eddie Murphy specials - Delirious, Raw - and boy does a lot of it not stand the test of time. Long stretches are just vulgarity and misogyny, as if simply saying the f-work or insulting women is supposed to be funny.

Welcome to Googletown.