this film already exists, and it’s called Skinamarink.

Recent SNL has such an awful tendency to over-explain everything in their fake movie/tv trailers. 

of course, my favourite phrase to spam is “What just happened?!” over and over again after I thwart my opponent.

John Cena’s loosely improvised “80 celebrities” scene was one of the funniest things on TV last year.

meawhile the entire cast of Women Talking get overlooked.

this was me for my first month with the game until i read an article mentioning a Deadpool emote and i was like, “wait what?”

Ms. Marvel: oh hey, f**k you!

 Dope, Edge Of Seventeen, Lady Bird, To All The Boys I’ve Loved Before, Easy A, Booksmart.

this got me:

Nerf wish list:

Zachary Levi

obligatory. Geller made a (deserved) fool of on Carson. What a weenie.

Edebiri was so good on the first season of The Bear. People out here talking about J.A.W. but she’s proven herself the anchor of that show and it’s wonderful that she’s getting more career opportunities. I only hope she gets the opportunity to, y’know, act, which isn’t always a given with a Marvel CGI slugfest.

I mean, in the UK, they refer to firing as “redundancies”. That’s not much better.

I don’t know all the IP complexities (isn’t everything just owned by Disney now?) but it would be fun if the Dial of Destiny post-credit scene is Waller-Bridge’s character revealing that her real name is Lara C.

Predict she’ll be playing some version of Jolt, the young idealistic superhero who joined the O.G. Thunderbolts not realizing they were all (spoilers) supervillains in disguise.

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If the twist is what I think it is*, then no, hard pass, please stop exploiting the misery of children for cheap melodrama.