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ranking fine, fucking slideshow not.

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I’m not sure if it’s just children running this site or if they’re deliberately baiting by omitting obvious older choices (see also: list of “best” Thanksgiving episodes), but the lack of OSCAR-WINNER Babette’s Feast is just insulting

In the entire history of CGI, this has been done effectively, precisely once, for Sean Young in Blade Runner 2049. I do not trust Spielberg/Mangold to get it right, and I wish they wouldn’t even try.

This list was rendered immediately invalid when they forgot to include The Bob Newhart Show’s “Over the River and Through the Woods”, hands-down one of the funniest half-hours in TV history.

No mention of Werner Herzog’s equally bizarre non-sequel Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans?

[clicks 101 times] No Darkhawk? GTFO!

Opens article. [142-slide listicle.] Closes article.

In the day, we sweat it out on the streets

“yet another”

As a diehard diehard Marvel fan, the type to track down every appearance of third-stringers like Darkhawk [username checks out], I too am exhausted.

Does no one over 25 work here anymore?

Mark Zuckerberg net worth: $57.7 billion.

oh yes let’s celebrate the millionaires getting more money. what solace.

where it’s lacking: the wit, the timing, the headlong comic drive, and the ability to make us laugh at actions and dialogue that, in any other context, would be rude or distasteful

but the worst acting.

There was an Enola Holmes 1?

Jimmy Fallon is like when they bring an audience member on stage on Whose Line and basically their job is to laugh at all the funny people doing funny things around them.

shoot at and kill people climbing the border wall into the United States

it astounds me when studios release promotional clips for movies, and the best they can offer me is something as painfully unfunny as this.