Darkhawk

6/13/19

there are people who don’t want to accept that this happens and it’s a terrible thing

6/13/19

Lego Marvel > Marvel: Ultimate Alliance, but Marvel: Ultimate Alliance = AWESOME, so I’m okay with this.

6/13/19

Us: modest rent protection

6/13/19

I don’t know why they’re even bothering with this Discount Avengers nonsense when there’s both LEGO Marvel 2 and Ultimate Alliance 3 to be had.

6/13/19

I recently watched the Roger Rabbit shorts, and they are hilariously dark. They take all the violence and sex of classic WB cartoons and then elevate them ever so slightly into disturbing territory.

6/13/19

As long as it concludes with a shootout in a generic warehouse with vaguely Eastern European mobsters, then... I dunno, something.

6/13/19

Miles Teller stars

6/13/19

Have you ever seen a man eat his own head?

6/13/19

The new Layers of Fear game has a better Shining tribute than anything that will be found in this 2 hour waste-of-time.

6/13/19

I, for one, really look forward to how much this is going to suck.

6/12/19

It irks me that the NBA “Game of Zones” is sponsored by State Farm. I mean, granted, it’s by Bleacher Report so it’s not like it’s ever going to be too provocative, but the fact that it starts with the State Farm logo is almost like a warning that, while funny, it’s going to play things safe.

6/12/19

every time Alfred isn’t on screen, all the other characters are going, “Where’s Alfred?”

6/12/19

I’m now also looking forward to Young Aunt Harriet, Young Zsasz, Young Man-Bat, and of course Young Damian Wayne.

6/12/19

Jarmusch’s sexy/cool vampire movie, with Swinton and Hiddleston, is amazing:

6/12/19

and now the Canadians are getting death threats. Congratulations, Billy/Deadspin.

6/12/19

No, seriously, screw you and also the USWNT team for ignoring all rules of sports etiquette and, frankly, common decency. There’s no reason to win by thirteen goals, and certainly there’s no reason to celebrate after, say, goal five. The Canadians were spot on and you’re just making it worse by defending the…

6/11/19

I’ll see your Final Fantasy and raise you my (beloved) Metal Gear Solid!

6/11/19

I look forward to playing this alongside Half Life III.

6/11/19

It’s funny how he didn’t take any inspiration about how to make a quality movie.

6/11/19

Draymond’s curse is that he’s a dick who manages to Technical himself at least once per game, twice when it’s really on the line.