Totally. I remember sitting down one evening for what I thought was the final section of the game, and then at like 5 a.m. being like, “okay, there’s clearly a lot left, I need to sleep now...”

Correct me if I’m wrong, but aren’t Assist Trophies or whatever Waluigi is literally playable? Like, isn’t that the point? You summon Waluigi - or Gray Fox, or the Fatal Frame girl - and you take over control for a few seconds. Sure, he’s not a full character, but that’s nothing to sneeze at.

As long as they actually, you know, run away this season, I’m interested in watching.

I like The Terror, for its acting and for its overall story.

Alien: Isolation is a strong candidate for one of the greatest video games ever made. Certainly, one of the greatest horror games. As terrified as I am at the prospect of a sequel (we’ve seen how those tend to go in this series), I’m still excited.

I am a huge Star Trek and Mass Effect fan, and absolutely refused to believe the hype on this show.

There’s always Legends of Tomorrow Custodians of the Chronology Sirens of Space-Time Puppets of Tomorrow to fill the fun, campy defenders of the timeline niche

SPOILERS: Liam Neeson is 100% the alien traitor.

In 2018, we realized that when a movie studio invests millions in a movie and then sells it to someone else before it comes out, that’s usually not a good thing.

Christ, it’s like producers don’t even hire SFX companies anymore, and just hire it out to their nephew and his Windows Tablet or something.

“PSN name changes”.

For a cute cartoon, it sure had a lot of, um, cannibalism!

For a cute cartoon, it sure had a lot of, um, cannibalism!

All that really matters is that this was the year of the Bat-Penis. And don’t you forget it.

... until the whole wave of new Sphero droids in time for the next Star Wars movie. I mean, right?

I would definitely be more interested in this movie if it didn’t star the utterly talentless Sandra Bullock - arguably the least deserved Best Acting winner in Oscar history - instead of, you know, a real actor.

My Little Pony

Spider-Man 2 is an objectively terrible movie, filled with nonsensical plot threads, poor audio work (check out that “blade” sound when Harry merely picks up a dagger), shoddy special effects, and the scene where Doc Ock’s detached tentacles just randomly throw a bunch of dudes all over the room even though they could…

Look, we already got the best Spider-costume anyway -

“I am no man” is, objectively, one of the worst lines in the LOTR movies. That’s because it’s a dumbed-down, Hollywood-style one-liner version of a much better line in the original Tolkien.