considering the casting pool is primarily bipedal humanoids

and fuck Memory Beta! Yeah, that’s right, you heard me. We don’t take kindly to them non-canon types around here.

Last time I visited the Microverse, it was for MINIMUM Carnage. Which is just the best name.

Meanwhile, Emma Stone patiently waits by the phone.

How much did this Scott C. person pay you to advertise his kid’s art, exactly?

My spider-sense is tingling.

Lobot is BB-8's father.

oh my god my exact thought.

#luigi4ever

That Playmates line commemorated everything.

goddammit

no they’re not.

damn! but my screengrab is better ;)

TBH, I feel like this is the perfect era for the U.S.’s great patriotic symbol - the guy who started off by punching Nazis! - to rot in prison and have his entire legacy spoiled.

Having people celebrating genocide in the Age of Trump is a little dangerous, I think.

see also (spoilers).

I just found out that they also did this to - recentish spoilers incoming.

No spoilers please, but does it have a ludicrous third-act twist that undermines the entire story, à la the rest of Flynn’s oeuvre?