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Sorry, I just can’t help myself:

Fun fact for the lactose intolerant: maltose, in beer, is chemically not-dissimilar from lactose. There is a good chance that if you can’t stomach dairy, you need to be careful around beer.

Fun fact: the new microtransaction-heavy Animal Crossing was made by the devil himself.

This strikes me as an exceedingly bad idea. I mean, sure, viewers are going to be familiar with Superman and his importance, but it just seems messy to create a show that’s basically a subplot in the greater - and contemporary - Superman mythos. Presumably the resolution is going to be a return to the present where

Meanwhile, Hi & Lois’s murder-rape plot line just goes unnoticed again.

Oh my god you weren’t kidding.

Konami’s friendship with the fans ended long ago.

Math! It’ll turn you into a badly rendered character from a free-to-play mobile app!

One group to save the dinos, one group to exploit them,

I feel personally insulted by this trailer.

since when is instagram the “nice” anything?

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We do know the location: across the tracks from Southside, and approximately one car’s drive away from Springfield.

what a candy ass.

Someone needs to re-cut all the 1970s Marvel properties with the Infinity War trailer...

Early David Brent (season 1) was awkward, terrible, but oddly sympathetic.

Fuck this advertising.

Man, imagine if they decided to revisit the original Star Trek and made some sort of a reboot or even prequel series that was a loving tribute to the original...

OKAY SPOILERS HERE FOR THE RING:

If you want to get to know Thanos, I highly recommend Jim Starlin (Thanos’s creator)‘s recent Trilogy, starting with

Girl, you look so good, it’s to die for (die for) / Ooh, that pussy good, it’s to die for (on fire).