Note: Art died on his way back to his home planet.

The “heck yes” of opening credits.

don’t say I didn’t warn you.

Dear Spider-God/Insomniac please let this happen:

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Where do over-explainers get their water?

Molly Parker is in this and she’s not the main focus of this review?

Ah yes, Gotham, the Family Guy Writer’s Room of superhero shows.

Why not? It would finally give them a chance to make a good Friday the 13th movie.

where Kate Hudson and Ginnifer Goodwin do a pajama-clad dance routine to “Push It.”

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BEWARE... THE TERROR... OF THE DERP FACE!!!!

this is my new headcanon. thank you

This is great. Tig’s got a great sense of humour and an unusual screen presence. Interesting casting!

This is like the ending of the hilariously silly End of the Line subway thriller.

I would like to look at this image, but unfortunately that goddamn Kinja sidebar has a horrifying photo of a human nail growing out of another nail.

can we talk about the Rob Ford/Damian Lewis movie? I’m surprised A.V.C. hasn’t gotten to it yet.

I wish him good luck in his future career as a manure salesman, or

I am happy to report that, after having to google what the hell “dilly dilly” was, I learned that the creator of that stupid phrase has the last name Placenta.