Personally, I would like to Armin Tamzarian the following elements of Season 1:

Theory: STD takes place in the JJverse, or possibly a version of the JJverse affected by the events of First Contact.

I wonder if there are any deleted scenes addressing the fan theory that STD is a dare by CBS executives to see how much they can alienate fans yet still get them to pay for their crappy series.

If you’ll indulge a bit of self-promotion, I used to have a series on Kotaku/TAY where I wrote about the experience of finally playing classic video games long after they’d come out.

Sadly, a very real reason it probably won’t hit global #1 is that China is super-racist against black people. It’s a big problem, and even though the movie’s doing well right now at the Chinese box office, I just can’t see that racist country helping it break a global record.

Just saw Death of Stalin, was very confused why Michael Palin had about three minutes of screen time. What a misuse.

Also happens to be the first-ever bit, from the first episode!

I fucking hate that DVD cover. I have it too. It’s so ludicrous. Like, yeah, that movie has been around for five decades, but (a) there are people who haven’t seen it, and (b) there are always new people.

I look forward to the many scenes of the Lady being repeatedly raped by Muslim men who then get their penises sliced off by the heroic white knight wielding a giant sword.

Gnome mind me, I’ll just be over here in the corners laughing at the non-puns.

why the fuck do I have to watch an ad after every four images?

I’m really looking forward to the (weirdly dark-blue-tinged) flashback in which young Billy Batson’s parents are brutally murdered by a half-naked man wearing a skull mask and wielding a serrated whip.

One of the (admittedly many, many) fucked up things about the kinjapocalypse is that I can have one tab open to a rave Kotaku review of a video game, and the other to an A.V. Club review in the exact same format absolutely eviscerating the same title.

The idea of post-apocalyptic Angelenos trading in looted Oscars is a great one.

holy shit Suda51 has all-but-confirmed a Killer7 remaster.

I believe you are referring to paper money which, sadly, will soon also cease to exist.

Unfortunately for them, an appeals court has rejected this groove-based argument

In the post-credits scene, it’s revealed that President Roland’s last name is Ragean, and that Evan’s quest for peace and harmony has inspired him to build a giant fucking space laser to blow all this shit up because it makes him so angry to see anything good or decent in the world.

Okay. Right Now: CHANGE THE PLANET OF THE APES VIDEO.

I honestly think Justice League would have been a better movie if Superman inexplicably had a moustache in some scenes and the characters just never commented on it.