He was the best of teens, he was the worst of teens

Regarding rising sea levels, your NY illustration shows how the city will look if sea levels rise 60 meters, not how they’ll look in sixty years. If sea levels rise 1m per year for the next sixty years, we’re all fucked, regardless of where we live.

I’m so sick and tired of you liberals endangering my children with allowing sexual deviants and predators into their bathrooms.

he’d need some sort of throwaway quip as he kills you.

I dunno about for the general public, but newspapers were in better shape pre-Internet.

“Sun’s rays don’t melt lady bones!"

Mara is a total badass, that was an amazing ride today. I hope she can finally get the recognition that she deserves, she made a big fan out of me.

By way of contrast, here’s cycling at its most just:

You know this is the Olympics, right? There are ceremonies ALL THE TIME.

During my job interview, my boss asked me if I had experience using Excel. I told him that I excelled in it and got a little chuckle out of him. I have no clue what the fuck I’m doing on Excel, but no one has noticed for 8 years.

It’s really hard to get the message the writer is sending when you don’t read more than the headline of the article.

that or merbie mancock

Ouch. I hope her Sinn’s Fein.

The theatre: where fans are deliberately placed to where they can potentially interfere with the play.... then get kicked out of the theatre for interfering with the play, as if the possibility of it happening never even occurred to anyone before.

I almost cut my hair, it happened just the other day. It’s getting kinda long, I could have said it wasn’t in my way.

Steph Curry Is Some Kind Of Jedi Or Wizard Or Some Shit

Man, that thing was really flying.

*Sees self out*

That man was a goddamn national hero who got a bum rap for being a bad politician. Just sayin’.