When the Warriors win tonight, I hope Deadspin puts together a similar montage of their fans disrupting the celebration paradigm by raising rents and giving excited speeches about cryptocurrencies.

But you know what isn’t happening during many of those sequences? The story itself. So get the fuck back to the dialogue already.

‘Allo. My name is Nigel Knoxville, we’re in Gloucestershire. Welcome to Jackarse.  

They should only have one entrance/exit, and it should be controlled by armed guards to prevent anyone from entering or leaving without authorization. They should also eliminate windows, since those could be used as an access point. And perhaps the students should be able to earn “credits” at some kind of “commissary”…

Ya know, even though no one is actually trying to take these idiots’ guns away - they sure seem to continuously demonstrate good reasons why we should take their guns away.

I think I’ve discovered the Republican long game. They knew they were gong to lose bigly in 2018. They give themselves a yuge tax cut, run up spending, nearly bankrupting the US economy. Then, when the Dems take over, they won’t have any money with which to fix what the Repubs broke, nor to shore up the decimated…

She’s not being made to look like a loser, she’s being made to look like a LUH-HEEEEEEW-ZUH-HURRRRRRR.

Thoughts and prayers

Best. Jersey. Ever.

Two or three bowls.

At this point, doesn’t Simmons have contacts in the Patriots organization he can rely on to offer refuations or push back on some of Wickersham’s reporting? I understand Simmons’s whole persona is embracing the fanboy homer character rather than eschewing it (although 10 years ago I think his fanboy response to this…

unlike with peak Halberstam

As a Parks & Rec fan, I thought the message repeated over and over again was that Ron was a good, compassionate person with an honorable personal code of ethics, but his libertarianism, when applied to actual government, would be... Not great.

No order because I hate ranking stuff, but here’s 15:

“I fought to protect the freedoms you enjoy in this country, so you better stop fucking enjoying them!”

From the Reading Comprehension Tees

I like The Waiting and on the one hand I’m surprised to see it not on this list, but on the other hand, the man’s catalog runs deeeeeeep.

Yeah, I might say “Room at the Top” for my favorite. Poignant track, all in-the-moment with gorgeous little sparkly tones around the edges.

This came out my senior year in high school, and I really liked it (especially that song as I had my eye on someone that was dating a total dickhead). Echo and Room At The Top are great songs too.

Hard to pick just one, but I have a soft spot for “Free Girl Now” from 1999's ‘Echo;’ at the time I was living in Omaha, and there was a great new free-form radio station (sadly, it would only last about a year) that would play this song quite a bit.