Welcome to the altered state of Drugorado!

It’s pretty tiresome

One of the many, many fantastic, quick one-liners from 30 Rock, from Jenna:

I feel like you just walked into the room and the record scratch made everything go quiet.

He must be pretty damn good if he’s fooling Fury though...although, what if that’s not really Fury but really just a hologram he’s using to trick Peter?

Hell, take out the miscontrue, in those two years he very much could have been an actual father figure to Peter. It wasn’t a one-way street either, one of the main drivers of getting Tony back into action is him thinking about Peter.

This is the correct take.

I see what you did there...

In the land of of clueless, unjustifiably arrogant sports talk yahoos, he is the king of diaper mountain.

Always take anonymous internet anecdotes with a pillar of salt, but I’ve long heard that he’s quite the asshole to deal with in life. Very much a “Do you know who I am?” type.

Multi-pass

I love this movie, but because I’ve watched it so many times now, there are definitely a couple of bits of dialogue here and there that are like pebbles in my shoe. People say them because I’m sure Whedon thought they sounded like cool lines, but make zero sense in context.

They definitely hadn’t quite figured out his hair/beard. The too-blonde eyebrows are particularly distracting.

“I’d like to point out that that test pilot survived”.

Probably my favorite exchange in the entire series.

The Flagg was always the holy grail, but I literally didn’t even have the room for it in the tiny ranch house I grew up in...

Bite your tongue Caroline- Red leather jumpsuit?!

I support this. I actually wish Infinity War had been longer.

I really like this movie, very cute. It was also probably the first time I really understood what chaste means, particularly in the way Bollywood movies deal with romance.

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