Today’s internet comments are yesterday’s letters to Penthouse.

And look what you did with it...

My favorite thing about reviews of Westerns is the opportunity (which every reviewer takes, and which Ignatiy does 3! times in this ) to refer to them as oaters.

Too soon

Game of Thrones and Walking Dead do not belong in the same conversation.

Jameson is sooo good.

Hear hear. I don’t need nightclub-level ice, but a couple of ice cubes please.

His performance made Stannis one of my favorite characters on the show. His Thomas Jefferson in John Adams was also amazing.

I’m gonna report this to ‘me member of Parliament!

This has been my tack for years. I take it easy at breakfast and lunch every day, so then I don’t worry so much about what I eat for dinner. It’s not Big Macs every night, but if I want pasta carbonara, I have pasta carbonara...

I would think working at Taco Bell would be more educational than most fast food places because you can read all the newspapers there before they get turned into the burrito/chalupa/gordito/taco/enchilada filling...

I normally don’t notice things like editing in movies I like, it’s usually only something that stands out to me when it’s noticeably bad and confusing. It’s a testament to the greatness of this movie that the editing actually stood out to me in how coherent the action scenes are. You ALWAYS know where all the vehicles…

Mad Max: Fury Road m̶i̶g̶h̶t̶ already be the best action movie ever made

What, were you born on a Monday or something?

I always wondered why his name didn’t come up more in the post-steroid spotlight on MLB in the early aughts. He went from a pretty run-of-the-mill 2nd baseman with a nice family history in the game to a guy with forearms the size of most guys’ calves jacking 20+ homers a year

Not work related, but the expressions currently out there in the ether that get my goat are:

Foreigner gave us the answer ages ago.

I can’t remember who exactly at the Onion came up with it (was it you Alex?) a while back, but my favorite description of the cheesy Lethal Weapon music was “Blues noodle-sax toodle”

He tripped over another walker that had already tripped and was on the ground!

I can’t stand the book version of The Princess Bride, I gave up about 1/2-way through.