He’s arguably the best part of BvS- I love when he’s getting on Clark to do the assignment he’s been assigned.

* El climbs down under the tree roots, has a lightsaber duel with Brenner and cuts his head off, only to realize she was really fighting herself

That is a great connection and I’m a little ashamed I didn’t think of it as a die-hard G.I. Joe fan growing up.

Lighten up Francis

Only if we’re lucky...

Thank you Mr. Gerbsen, we’ll let you know...

My wife and I both still use it when applicable...

Islands in the Stream is one of the 5 acceptable karoke duet songs

From Savior-A, to Savior-C...

I still clearly remember buying my NES and Punch-Out with my own money on a school night in the winter of 1987, and then the Gods smiling upon me and getting a snow day the next morning. Much Punch-Out was played that day my friends...

In the abstract I appreciate them, but back when new episodes were still rolling for these shows and you were sitting there eagerly anticipating the start of the show, all the early HBO prestige-show openings were interminable.

This is a show where a speedster and a person who can instantly jump through dimensional portals cowered in fear because someone was pointing a gun at them.

Am I the only one annoyed by Luke’s tinker toy-looking robo-hand? The hand was completely indistinguishable from his real hand at first, then he gets the back of it shot and puts a glove on to hide the mechanics. Now 20 years later it looks like something I built in my workshop.

Robert Englund had a great quote about that years ago in what I thought was a Random Roles interview but I can’t seem to find a link for.

As long as I.V. keeps coming up with lines like

Who doesn’t want to go to space while wearing a crisply-tailored suit rather than a cumbersome space suit??

Obligatory Simpsons Reference:

I’ll never forget the time when I tried to order a small pizza from a local place, only to have them tell me that the small no longer existed and they now only had medium and large.

Woozle wuzzle?

That sounds problematic, you should write a thinkpiece about it.