Wait... wait... I laughed at this and now I’m just bothered by the fact its five letters?

RIGHT?? Even the dress her dad buys her is kind of okay. But she takes that and Iona’s dress and FUCKS THEM UP. Put in some darts, girl! Or a belt! I’ve seen that movie way too many times and I get mad at it EVERY TIME.

In Canada? Two words: Canada Goose. As in the pedestrian looking $700 wolf-fur lined coats that people wear to enter and exit their SUVs.

Correction: Hockey is awesome.

Maybe it's just 'cause I'm not a sports fan, but I don't get how this is cute while the Harry Potter engagement ring is tacky and a sign of unpreparedness for marriage. Not pinning this opinion on you, Jolie, just remembering that that Gawker post was cross posted to this blog.

At my sister's wedding we did a bunch of photos in the woods outside the venue. It was beautiful, and the photos were absolutely lovely.

One of Mr. MacIntosh's groomsmen's drunk girlfriends puked red wine all down to front of my dress while I was holding her hair in the bathroom. This was after the cake fell and before the photographer hooked up with the hotel bartender and missed the last half of the reception.

Better than Underage Pink.

I watched it, thinking it may be cute, and my takeaway? His face went from decently attractive to weird and punchable. It reminded me of when you say a word so much it sounds like nonsense? Except with punching.

What'd she order, Fish Filet?

Most people look at me like I have two heads when I say that I don't really care if I don't love my job as long as I don't hate it and dread going to work every morning. My passions are family and friends- I don't have a brain for science or numbers. My dream is to write, but given that I have to support myself…

I came back from the doctor and said I probably couldn't get pregnant without a lot of help - help I've decided I didn't want. He hugged me, said it was OK, and asked me to marry him. Right there, in the hallway, with a litter box not 2 feet away. I said no.

She was originally going to go with Summer Eve, but decided that would be too douchey...

"As a palate cleanser for the last two weeks, please enjoy some stories of terrible customers receiving their just rewards."

*pulls out phone*

WHAT IF... a few months from now... Bruce is called Diana and Royal Baby #2 is named Belinda? The tabloids are going to be SO embarrassed.

even if Bruce gender transitions, he'll still have had less work done than Kris.

"You're gonna need a bigger ego"