For sure. He should star in a modern reboot of Pirates of the Caribbean. POTC "Pitbull and the Quest for Booty".

If only there were a vaccine for this disease of a show.

I get awkward at Chipotle when they go off script. I just keep answering the standard questions like a confused robot.

Yeah, but has she been to the Wisconsin Dells? I have. Twice.

The same people flinging shit about the missed notes would be flinging shit if she'd lip synced. They deserve to have millions of people following them around at work, berating them about every typo.

Uh, Rebecca Imma let you finish but this is the best buzzfeed quiz of all time :

After teaching five years of cadaver-based human anatomy labs at university, I can honestly say that it is equally horrifying-sad-hilarious how poorly people understand reproductive anatomy.

Same here. This just took ugly crying to the extreme.

I am going to wake my dog, Lady Gaga, up and hug her! Dogs are the best things in the world.

This is pretty much how I ended up with my Baxter.

Time to go!!!

Well, I'm crying.

Well, except when it benefits them. Then it is all life saving medicine and magnets.

A presidential edition of Shade Court would be the greatest Christmas gift ever. Just FYI.

My daughter once took over 700 pictures of a movie she was watching on television. She was three at the time.

Well this makes selfies moot. For the rest of the holiday season I'm only going to post Ralphies.

"The United States of America is awesome," she said. "We are awesome. But we've had this discussion. We've closed the book on it, and we've stopped doing it. And the reason they want to have this discussion is not to show how awesome we are. This administration wants to have this discussion to show us how we're not…

Throughout most of his career, Sorkin has portrayed his female characters as "your sister, your daughter, your roommate," not as actual 3 dimensional human beings that possess a full range of emotions. That is why so many of us have been so critical of his female characters for so long - because he is unable to view…

If Aaron Sorkin ever made a tv show about a female president, 75% of each episode would show Madam President having a hissy fit over the White House china pattern, obsessing about her wardrobe, and especially having long, hysterical monologues about why the man she has a crush on hasn't noticed her yet. Also she would…