I feel that way about John Lennon. (Well there was this one guy... but let's not go there.)

I was really hoping the moose and bear teamed up to attack. Not even sorry about it.

#25 - YESSSSS!!!

wow, fuck you. A couple people in the comments have already mentioned how much trouble they have getting glitter nail polish off, and while I've been to nail salons, they've never taken my nail polish off like that before.

Wow you're an asshole. (I deduced that from context clues.)

Jesus on a pug's butt, you mean

As a Fassbinder enthusiast , thank you for you attention to detail. That one would have snuck, or slithered, by me without notice.

Perhaps but the answer to those problems isn't fast food. It's increased unionization, fairness in the workplace and an equal distribution of housework. My parents both worked and we always ate food that they prepared at home. It can be done with not much effort.

Today, I baked pretzel buns from scratch. It was so fucking easy! I told Mr. Barge that I should just bake a couple loaves of bread every weekend. It's not hard and we would know what was in our bread.

And a range of food for supermarket freezers. If I can make a lasagne that won't cause health problems, why can't a company whose ONLY JOB is to make lasagne??

Silly kel, didn't you know that regulation is the enemy of capitalism because reasons?

Did you know that if you rearrange the letters of Mark Jacobs name, and replace some letters with other letters, it will spell Illuminati?

Think about it.

That blog is some grade A conspiracy shit, only a lot more narcissistic than usual, I give it 2 tinfoil hats out of 3.

I can't be the only woman in the world who's first love was Optimus Prime.

whoa whoa whoa, cold morning pizza is the best of all pizzas.

Nothing like getting into an elevator full of bike messengers. Yum.

I... really wish I hadn't clicked on this...

He looks so stern! How about a happy naked selfie, Franco? We don't want your penis angst.

By this metric, mine is apparently "look" as in shut up and listen because I'm trying to talk some sense into you. But if we were being more scientific about the data collection, I'm sure that "put your pants back on" would he determined to be my true line.

I think Ms. Weaver should bump the 300 or Ms. Berry off the list.