Robert Pattinson and his dyed black hair are filming outside of my building right now. I have not seen his sparkly visage, but my dog is REALLY MAD about the trucks parked in her favourite place to poop. So, uh, that's a thing.

It was genuinely funny. Which, so confusing. I was all "What is this E Online? Are we having a moment here? Because it feels like we're having a moment".

Doh, I should have read this before I said the exact same thing!

This coat! It is so Derelicte!

OR, she's cash-poor because it took her a quarter of a million dollars to legally extricate herself and her child from an abusive relationship. Her "$3 million dollar settlement" wasn't just a briefcase of cash that Mel handed to her. It includes the presumed value of living in a $1.8 house for 16 years. (Which btw,…

(EEEI! Lindy West replied to my post! OK. Be cool, me.)

Lindy I love you HEAPS. (Like, enough that if I met you in real life, I'd probably make you uncomfortable, unintentionally.) But. Mel Gibson was found guilty and sentenced to probation for battery. Making Oksana Grigorieva a "survivor of domestic abuse" rather than a "domestic abuse accuser".

I haven't seen that. Is it brill? Should I cancel my plans and get on it? (My "plans" were drinking booze in the bath).

PUSHING DAISIES MOVIE! YAY! Caps lock YAY! Giant, yodeling, YAY!

Goddamnit. As someone who was an (absurd) 17 year old with performance poet aspirations in the the latish 90's; the news about Maggie Estep is a punch in the softmeat. Fuckit. I'm going to go drink now.

The UK is a "frivolous island"? Doug, I think maybe thesaurus.com has let you down. "Frivolous" is not interchangeable with "whimsical". And both are shitty descriptions of the British Isles.

You totally don't need super-expensive shuus! In fact, for spin I found a pair of dirt-cheap sneaks work better than my light (and expensive) running-specific shoes. Mostly because they have a more rigid sold and that works best (for me) on a bike.

MANATEE! I vote manatee. Best animalfaces ever.

I know this one! It's... true? Yes? WOO! *high fives self*

Why is that not a thing?! You need to get to a patent office, stat.

"Ice dancer costume for an evil mountain witch" is brilliant. And, uh, might perfectly describe the look that I aspire to, outfit wise.

Coco built the snow butt around the bikini! I had a genuine, "wait... how?" moment. But I think she must have, right? Built the butt around the bikini? That just makes me genuinely happy. Way to have a clear snow-person vision Coco! Excellent commitment!

This would go beautifully with that red velvet Tadashi Shoji cape. Don't ya think? Yes yes?

Sympathetic nodding for you. Just-you cake is a legitimate choice!

I've been wearing clogs and socks for a while (because comfy. So damn comfy). I feel ridiculously vindicated by this.