The screen grab up there that says "STORM TEAM 4, LUCAS HEIBERGER, FIFTH GRADER", is making him sound so official. Like he's in some kind of shadowy gub'mint winter-bringing, black ops squad. URGH. Thanks Obama.

Adorable. But he must be stopped. Somebody hide his damn shoes already.

Trinny is an utterly rubbish human being? NOT Trinny! The same person who made a career of body shaming and lady-policing? I am shocked. Shocked. I hope she falls in a hole. A big one. With spikes at the bottom.

Not to mum-hijack this, but you guys? Snow pants. For a little dude who grew like, 2 inches in the last 20 minutes. In February. In Toronto. There are no snowpants. None. I'm mostly just whining, but I'd take suggestions if anybody has 'em?

This one. I'll take this one. And in it I shall be my favourite auntie, working for Vogue UK. In 1987. K'thanks?

Jeebus-forking-pies, Piers Morgan. Shuddup already. You're not making yourself look less of a terrible by acting like a butt-hurt baby.

Ohmiglob. Can full-length velvet capes be a thing for like, everyday? Please? PLEASE? Who should I talk to to make this happen?

Amy! That's my ACTUAL exercise routine in the winter. Except instead of going OUT to a class, I stay at home and lie down (because its extra efficient, see!). And Amy? You can come to my laying-down class, ANY TIME. (And I mean that in a non-sexytimes way. Mostly).

At first I was all, "Who me? Oh, nuthin' much. What's up with YOU, Prince?" about that first gif. And then I noticed the horrifying clowndude behind him. And now I want to hide somewhere quiet but well-lit.

I may play this 20 - 30 times tonight. And by, "may" I mean "I'm currently cancelling my plans".

I saw this when I got home from the Rally for Equality at the Russian embassy tonight. And it made my eyes... watery. (Of course, it COULD have been the cold. And not Google making my emotions leak out of my face).

This is why we need Domino magazine back. I just don't trust Elle Decor to fully explore the "Sad-ye Your Home" trend.

I read this "ANGEL INVESTIGATOR". And now I'm disappointed in the whole stupid world.

"Tit for tat" seems like a lousy way for adult humans to run a legal system.

I expected to hate this more, but it was kind of sweet and... earnest. I'm having trouble getting the outrage together. I should also admit that my kid would be all over that like a bad smell. He's almost 6, and last year he saw a guy DJing in Loblaws (a Canadian SUPERMARKET, fer chrissakes). He has not stopped…

Co-signed from Toronto. And I'll add that this whole winter is cordially invited to suck my fat one.

Welp. This might be a game changer.

Yep! Exactly like that!

ohmiglob. So much yes.

If I had tiaras I would wear them for, oh, everything. Greasy, hangover brunch = second-best tiara. Grocery shopping = a full-on crown (because boo to grocery shopping). And if people look askance? Fuck'em; did you see my TIARA?!
What I'm saying is, "YES, more jewels".