Welp. This might be a game changer.

Yep! Exactly like that!

ohmiglob. So much yes.

If I had tiaras I would wear them for, oh, everything. Greasy, hangover brunch = second-best tiara. Grocery shopping = a full-on crown (because boo to grocery shopping). And if people look askance? Fuck'em; did you see my TIARA?!
What I'm saying is, "YES, more jewels".

I think maybe they're supposed to be sweatpant-style jeans? I think those are drawstring thingies in front there? So they're maybe supposed to be kind of slouchy? I am super-conflicted by sweatpantsjeans, as a concept; my butt is all "SURE! COMFY! WOO!". But my brain is all, "THERE'S BEEN A TERRIBLE MISTAKE!" )

The placement of this + sign is making me giggle. Because apparently I am a 12 year old boy?

I know. I'm sorry. (And now I'M the imperial-logo-innocence despoiler. It's so horribly cyclical!)

I like the Vader symbol; but some jerk I know pointed out that it has just a dash of Goatse, design-wise. And now that's all I see.

The Khloe K's Kids story, I'm not sure that telling a kid to "cover your mouth" is shushing them? It sounds more like a thing you would say to a kid who was coughing or sneezing on you? Which, totally legit. Especially on an airplane.
Radar Online. I question your journalism. I really do.