Segways have always had two wheels. 

It’s a clown car, no self-respecting outlaw would be caught driving it!

You could have at least removed the pole from up your ass before registering your complaint.

Joule thief!

Bone hugs in harmony.

I regret to inform all of you “overlanders” that Scion was doing the roof top tent thing at SEMA all the way back in 2008. This thing has a fridge, a stove, a sink, room to store fire wood, and a bike rack. Of course. This is the most practical car to ever be shown at SEMA. It can’t be beat.

Hey, that’s the bathroom window of my old apartment in Red Hook!

clearly it was time for the driver to retire

It’s a little strange this purple people-mover was at the show at all

They were going to have two of these set up at once, but due to Kauffman being an AL park they were unable to execute a double Switch.

In Soviet Russia, ass half you!

Sadly, so did the Scots.

Down with horsepower. Up with weight.

oh cut it out...

I mean, in their defense, the original Native Americans haven’t won anything since Little Bighorn in...checks notes...1876.

Yeah I bet it’s real boxy...

Pebbles will live on forever...

Republican in the front, skinhead in the back.

..and MCA.