I have to be Asian, not B-sian.

I mean, they could have gone a step further.

So...homeowner’s insurance.

(Bonus ZR2 in the background)

Bonus: start with one already upfitted as an ambulance.

You hit them, and they misfire.

He can’t save you now.

Sergeant Kup, reporting for duty.

I’m not sure about all purists, but some say...

They don’t get badges. They get patches.

There’s no need to ask what happened, it’s a Chrysler product.

I hate to defend that particular segment, but begrudgingly in their defense many have a circuar, but flat planetary plan (and on the flip side, other planets are fake news, or also flat and round).

Ta-tas.

Typical Nissan. Bold ideas, terrible followthrough.

This sets a wonderful precedent for aspiring filmmakers who drive clunkers.

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Used Jeep; automatic CP.

Does that mean he’s not coming on, then?

Puny god!

Say, this isn’t that far off from becoming the Squoda Octuvia.