J. Karen Rowling

I can’t wait to tell my Mom that all those slaps she applied to everybody in the house, including Dad, were actually “diversionary strikes.”

Seriously, has another athlete that’s never won anything ever been more celebrated than Lolo Jones?

This President, I will tell you, is the most informed person on planet Earth

I don’t agree with his sentiment but I understand it. I see it as a necessary step in a journey. I’ve been through it myself, just not on public display. It would be very odd for a white person indoctrinated in this culture to go straight from “who cares about statues” to “tear them all down”.

Can I sign your guest book, or are you still Under Construction? Also, is it best viewed with Netscape Navigator? 

Bring back Halloween Harry!

Karen was using her husband’s Teams account and then work got mad. Now she uses Zoom because it is easier an everyone else is already on it.

Ben and Jerry’s: Scotty Pippen

Brunch. A gathering of Karens should be called a Brunch.

A “speak to your manager” of Karen’s is really a mouthful.

Hennessy now has their Nike Tiger shot.

a karevan

We’ll find her even if we have to search every warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse and doghouse.  

“All they found of him was a muddy set of prison clothes, a bar of soap, and an old rock hammer, damn near worn down to the nub. I remember thinking it would take a man six hundred years to tunnel through the wall with it....”