What idiot called it keeping the ball in Minshew’s hands and not Constant Gardner

They should have known Tribble was trouble. 

So that’s where he ended up.

And I looked back and saw only one set of footprints in the sand, and I asked God, “Why, when I needed you most, why did you abandon me?” God replied, “No, Antonio, it was then that I carried you. Because you cryogenically froze your fucking feet. This was one month ago! How do you not remember this?”

“Did you hear that black guy honey? He said we’re ‘of the Fey’. He means we look like elves! Must be a Tolkien fan.”

I don’t use “cracker,” because I find it offensive. I use “cracka,” which is ok and completely different.

Is it too early here to point out the Pats also get a comp pick when he leaves next year?

And like that, the laughs of a million Steelers fans were suddenly silenced.

That’s My Raiders™, indeed.

It’s too bad. Brown seemed to really want to be on the Raiders, but ultimately he just got cold feet.

[cue audience hooting and hollering]

The NFL and it broadcast partners would like to remind our viewers that September is Prostate Cancer awareness month. Don’t forget the importance of getting an annual exam. 

Let’s be honest Drew; they’re not the Muppets you impersonate, and you bloody well know it!

Why don’t you make like a tree, and get outta here?

+1 Miller-Boyett Production

Marty, you can’t use Biff’s sports almanac like that. It’s going to cause a warp in the time-space continuum.

I dunno, call me old fashioned, but whining about a helmet and posting poorly punctuated Instagram rants doesn’t quite add up to improving the image of a rapist.

Aww man, I was excited to see Brown run forty yards downfield then thirty-five yards back to catch Carr’s deep ball.

Morris Animal Refuse is actually a pretty fun follow on Twitter