thepiratesloth
ThePirateSloth
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May I suggest at least some screening over the exhaust ports?

But will it be completed on schedule?

The clip is only 57 seconds long, but the ball’s recording device recorded 18 hours of static while it was in right field.

You millennials, always stuck on the latest new things.

Two things:

If calling a bully and a coward a bully and a coward is enough to be denied entry to heaven, God can fuck her/his self!

Click HERE to have them MARINATE your FLANK STEAK today!

Well that’s one hell of a creative way to spend more time with your husband

He’s a role model for every high school kid, surviving a cock block on the way to second base.

“How am I supposed to explain two women holding hands to my triathlete children?”

Do or do not, or there is no triathlon.

Out of respect, all local Taco Bells have ordered their flags to be flown at half más

“Told him he was bad at it” - Mrs. Hutchings.

“So well spoken.” -- an impressed Mayopolitan

totally off topic but there is a quarterback named Brock Lobster ??!?!?

What about Mark Davis’ helmet though? 

Somebody mad about the truth about American history?