For the love of all that’s Jalopnik, what the hell kind of crap coding are you guys up to now? Where I assume a link or post or image is supposed to be, cuz you keep referring to them, is nothing more than a line. That’s it. Nada. Nix. Ney. Nyet. Nien. ...That was in Firefox,

At this point, I wish both sides would shut the hell up.

The people who say that were often the first people to whine about the lock-downs preventing them from doing stuff.

2020 man, 2020.

“Low blow bro.” - Man who thinks explosions count as dialogue

Coke. Blame this squarely on cocaine and meth.

Because it’s mandatory.

I blame the 1994 Dodge Ram for this.

“Uhhh... Nice truck, sorry about your dick.”

I saw the header image on twitter and was like “this is a torch post, look at that crazy truc...” and then recoiled in horror at the fact that it wasn’t really shopped much at all.

This was fairly informative - I didn’t know a flu shot “wore off”. I do question this line:

You can get a new F-150 with the Coyote, throw a Ford supercharger on it to preserve the warranty, and get the same amount of power for damn near half that price 

I was in market for a pick up truck a couple years ago. And all I wanted was something basic like an old Ranger from the 80s.  I knew they didn’t exist any more, but I went to a Ford dealer to see what they have on offer anyway. I told the sales guy that I really want a very basic hauler, and he tried to sell my F-150…

Man few things break your soul then finding out someone you admire was really a monster.  Always makes me wonder what the creators of something I like are really like.  I mean I hope the people who made Ed Edd and Eddy are normal people. 

“[E]verywhere that we could, we dialed it down,” he said. “We made the contrast between the bags under his eyes and the orange skin softer than it actually is. We made the hair a little less cartoonish than it actually is. We made the suits fit a little bit better. We went out of our way to play fair because we felt…

The actor playing Obama looks like he’s in his 20s. What, Denzel wasn’t available? Kidding. I’m sure this guy will do fine.

Why thank you, facw. This is the most balanced and thoughtful (meaning: full-of-thought) post here yet. 

A Man Bought Seven Cars For A Total Of $1,915 But His HOA Is Pissed. Help Him Decide What To Sell

You have to admit though,for the Saturn at least, the duct tape likely exceeds OEM standard for that quarter panel.

“In the mid-’90s, 100,000 miles was about all you would get out of a vehicle. Now, at a 100,000 miles a vehicle is just getting broken in,” said Campau.