I don't know that I spoiled anything because I didn't say anything specific, but sorry if me saying that a bad person proves to be a bad person is a spoiler for you.

This whole article shits on Gus (rightfully so, what a pedantic little twerp) but then just sort of glosses over Mickey LYING AND SCREWING HER EX FOR LIKE TWO WEEKS.

Gus is a condescending little smarmy shit who thinks he's doing right by daddy-ing Mickey and everyone around him.

Well, that and the effects of it, which still seems relevant. Giant wall screens displaying bullshit reality TV seems pretty prescient.

Let's not forget eXistenZ!

It's the best Arnold action movie there is if Terminator 2, Predator, Commando and Total Recall don't exist.

The guy that played Ortiz also played Popeye in Blood In Blood Out/Bound By Honor, and he's hilarious in that movie.

That…actually sounds kind of interesting. If they had made Jeff Daniels into a pseudo action movie Jigsaw Killer character playing cat and mouse with Keanu, it could have played out in some really intriguing ways.

Is it too late for Johnny Mnemonic?

The Running Man is one of those "So ridiculous that it becomes enjoyable" movies. Jesse Ventura and Richard Dawson were entertaining as hell. Don't forget Dweezil Zappa was in that movie.

Well I mean…there was an actual rapist character in the movie.

James Horner used to plagiarize himself a lot in the 80s though - the calypso steel drums of 48 Hours are all over the score for Commando for instance.

It was completely absurd, the Bad Boys 2 climax. They actually blew up (well, mostly extensively damaged) a $40M mansion, then drove Humvees through a faux-favela village down a mountainside with basically little-to-no CG involved.

No matter what, I still love Young Frankenstein more. I just think it's the better film, and the best comedy ever.

Roxy, you were a good whooore. You serviced not just my crank, but also my heart.

Yeah, I think Jimmi Simpson yells out "DONT TOUCH HERRRR!!" and that's all I could think of.

Every person I've ever known who loves this show has done the same thing (myself included). Watched maybe 2 episodes, said "this isn't for me" and stopped.

Arnold.
Bernard.
Clementine.
Dolores.
Elsie.
Felix.

All these dorks worried about Fallon and I'm just over here enjoying the Switch.

Meanwhile I'm over here loving the shit out of Zombies.