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Ahhhh another trailer that shows way too much.

….yeah.

Yeah, I don't think Affleck got enough credit for his performance in this movie. That feeling of "How am I supposed to act? How sad am I supposed to be? What is my face supposed to look like right now?" is a really weird and awkward feeling already for a normal person at, say, a funeral - if I'm not crying, people…

Yeah?

I'm late for this one, but the biggest one to me was Jarhead.

I think it's more the implication that she's out there doing an entire crew of R&B singers (and it never says she does them in a group setting, just that they all used to do her), and so it's known that she's golddigging and hanging on for fame and money.

How the hell…

Jesus fucking christ…

something something email scandal something something in cahoots with the DNC something something we're all screwed.

I'm sort of the Hawkeye around here.

He's been on it more this season than in the past (my wife watches and I don't mind ogling very very attractive women if I'm going to be forced to watch reality TV) and seems slightly more comfortable with it than before, even so far as to allow them to air an extremely cute and tender moment between him and North on…

I liked Flaked well enough - there was some build-up at the end that really didn't pay off, and I'm hoping a second season will sort of ease that disappointment, and there were a few episodes that didn't really go anywhere, but overall the feel and setting became a character in and of themselves, and lent a neat air…

Ok, that's not a good one. I gotta move on.

I love Garth's shitty songwriting in that skit too.

It's designed that way - you're made to think you're watching a hacky "Here's an aging star!" type of show in a gag-fest about animals and puns.

People tend to think Phoenix and AZ are the same thing, but it's a vast difference.

"Respectable", like one of those shitty Epic Rap Battle videos.

Someone doesn't know how to have fun!

Ménage!!!! There's one thing Edward knows…it's not how you stand by your car, it's how you race your car.