Ever see the evidence or read the book by Bill Dear regarding the theory that the supposedly unhinged Jason Simpson, OJs son, did it?

Guess you haven't seen her recently, unless you're speaking about height in which case yeah she probably is.

It is a very good album, maybe not his best but still awesome.

I do, actually! Fat isn't different from un-fat! Treat everyone like they're the same! Labels are bad!

Yes, I read the article too.

Yes, it's called "The Assumption Bias: A Quasi-Cultural Thought Process Exploration of Anti-Anti-Discrimination" by thephoenixx, with foreword by Uwe Boll.

Did you just assume that you know my gender? Now I'm double-triggered.

Only if you refer to alcohol as "hooch" in the same sentence.

You didn't consider my feelings. I'm going to tweet about you.

I dont think you're allowed to say broad anymore, patriarch!

Why should we even describe them as people? That seems offensive to other animals.

Did you just call me different you son of a bitch?

Nope, don't ever point out any differences. All people are the same, all races, heights, weights, colors, cultures and anything else are all the same and need to be equal in your eyes and you have to find them beautiful and be attracted to them or you're a fat-phobic cis-jerk.

Oh, we're doing this thing again? Where everyone is beautiful and no one is different and don't say anything about anything because it might mean something to someone?

I had a blast in Boulder, but I didn't go there to give a shit about the people, just the breweries.

Stassi is an actual bitch and makes the world worse by existing.

Yeah really. Bringing up Miller's Crossing and The Usual Suspects when we could have had Ghost Ship and End of Days is horseshit.

People should watch End of Days if for no other reason that the Choir Boy Scene.

Good, more people need to hear the awesomeness that is Father Stretch My Hands (parts 1 and 2), both versions of Wolves, FML, No More Parties in LA, Real Friends, Highlights, Waves and Ultra Light Beams.

You mean penis and vagina?